Piada de bebado em ingles

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

“They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!” he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

“Never mind,” he said with a hiccup, “I got in the back seat by mistake.”

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UM BEBADO LIGOU PARA A POLICIA E DISSE QUE FURTARAM O CARRO DELE.

"ELES ROUBARAM O PAINEL, O VOLANTE, O PEDAL DO BREQUE E ATÉ O ACELERADOR" ELE GRITOU.

ENTRETANDO, ANTES DA INVESTIGAÇÃO POLICIAL COMECAR, O TELEFONE TOCA NOVAMENTE COM A MESMA VOZ NA LINHA:

"ESQUEÇAM," ELE DISSE COM UM SOLUÇO, "EU ESTAVA NO BANCO TRAZEIRO."

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